You may not have noticed my absence, but "she" has. And has been on my tail to get back online and blog. Well, it's not like there hasn't been a bazillion and one things going on - where the heck has "she" been. I mean it's not like I locked "her" in a closet for the past month. Although after all that pushing about getting online, the closet looks like a lovely spot for "her".
So a few weeks ago, (gee has it been that long?) I went outside looking for an adventure to blog about. "She" stayed inside to vacuum. VERY good time to go OUTSIDE for an adventure.
Well, I thought it was. Initially.
Until the neighbor's big black dog showed up. Being new to the neighborhood, he doesn't seem to be too well versed in how things work here.
So he barked and I hissed.
He chased me!
I was not believing it, until I smelled his dog breath steaming my butt fur. And then I did believe.
So I high tailed it up a tree.
Way up the tree.
"She" finally heard big black dog barking like the crazy dog that he is.
"She" intervened and yelled, "YAH"....what the heck? That's what you say when you are herding cows isn't it?!?
Well it worked. But "YAH" - how humiliating. I should have kicked that dog's butt.
Could have done it.
Yep, sure could have. But I was trying to show some self restraint. That's what I said.
"She" told Dad about the incident and the bad mannered dog.
Dad said, "what a wuss".
"She" said, "he's ferocious, he could have hurt that dog".
I said, "I could have SERIOUSLY put the hurt on that dog."
Dad said, "Romeo is a wuss."
I said, "better check your shoes before you put them on in the morning....."