"She" did! I'm seriously feeling crispy! Can you believe it?!?!
Well here's how it came to be....
I should post, "she" told me. "It's Friday already and you promised to do better."
I did?!? I don't remember promising that.
Okay, I'll post.
Maybe. Like when it isn't so hot outside.
"She" told me that it wasn't nice to wait until December. Is this "her" way of telling me we are not even close to being finished with this hotter than hot weather?!?!
Oh my whiskers....I think they are melting into a puddle of whisker nothings.
Or maybe that's just purrspiration dripping off my whiskers. Either way, it's too hot.
But that did NOT deter "her" in "her" mission to motivate me to my responsibilities.
"She" cares... about my reputation. And carried me out the door..... into the slow roaster.....
I'm telling you it's mid 90's here, not a breeze, and the humidity.... and me with a fur coat on..... it's almost enough to make me take the dog clippers to the old coat.... almost.
In the early stage of roasting, I asked around to see if anyone else thinks it's roaster-hot.
Blackie, my brofur declined comment. As a former, Florida born and raised feral, I thought this was pretty serious testament. Still we journeyed on....
Hot? The bees think so. At least, I think that's what this girl said. It was hard to tell in between gulps of water. But I'm certain she was hot.
The flowers didn't answer. I don't think they had the energy. However, judging from their crispy petals, I didn't really need an answer.
"She" started getting hot, so we rested. Well, "she" rested and I rolled in the dirt. Hey, chickens do it to keep cool.... Remember, I was desperate to stop the slow roasting process, because I really was feeling like prime chicken roaster material....
Lucky for the chipmunk, I was enjoying the dirt so much I didn't even notice the little guy fighting off a feinting spell at the watering hole. (note, paws braced against the block to steady himself.)
Finally agreeing that purrhaps I was right (like duh), we headed back to the house.
Where even Tessa, was having heat issues.
It would have helped if "she" had remembered to turn the air conditioner on, out in the studio.....
See?!? I'm telling you, "she" is trying to slow roast us!
What about YOU?! Are you being slow roasted????