No, "she" won't let me out. Claims it's safer inside or some other such nonsense. Still even if I could go out on New Years Eve, I would still be here to wish you a new year filled with all the best of everything.
It's all possible under "post options". Just set it to the correct time on New Years Eve.
But again, that's not the case. I am here. Pitiful. I know. I don't suppose anyone brought me some warm milk to soak my pitiful whiskers in....just thought I'd ask.
Well then since no one is buying my pitifulness, maybe I could be productive with this time. But I don't want to be toooo productive. You know too much effort isn't good this late in the day. Could ding a claw or bend a whisker you know. Serious stuff.
But....some New Year's resolutions wouldn't be too bad or require much energy. Right???
Okay then, getting down to business....
Number One: Loose some of that extra fluff.
Some of you have pointed out that I'm a bit fluffy around the middle. Okay, point taken. Not taken willingly, but taken none the less.
Today, as the Christmas tree was being down, it became an in-your-face-serious when I realized that I wasn't three and a half pounds anymore.
I mean you must know that I really wanted to be in that tree.
But if I had used the branches as steps like little Matilda demonstrated.....well let's just say the tree probably would not be looking very tree like next year.
But you know, I'm thinking about this and I realize I do not want to be three and a half pounds again. I mean my paws probably weight that much. Really.
Okay, maybe my paws AND my tail. Three and a half pounds. And if I only weighed three and half pounds I wouldn't be able to have the rest of me. Doesn't make much sense does it? I mean where would all my food go? And don't go thinking I'm willing to give that up! Get real here okay???!
|Mattie trying to eat the tree?! |
She really is having way too much fun!
I mean who really wants to be able to climb the Christmas tree anyway???
I DO!!!! I wanna climb the Christmas tree!
Well heck! What time is it?
Oh good, not quite midnight. Gotta go. The resolution project was over rated and exhausting.
Moving on to plan B..... I have a date with some catnip. That will put it all in perspective. Yep, by tomorrow morning I will have forgotten about this silly resolution stuff. Good possibility, the only thing I'll be thinking about is how to get rid of the catnip hangover....
....that and hoping three and a half pound Mattie becomes too plump to get into the tree again next year.....
What about you? Any new year's resolutions?
Sure you don't want me to share some of my catnip with you?